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Catatonic Schizophrenics



"Women wear "blood-spattered" wedding gowns to publicise a demonstration against domestic violence, to be held this weekend in Rome
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TRUE BITCH
You have great balance and know when it is a good
time to bitch and when not to. You get the
respect you deserve and you know it! You don't
over-do the bitchyness. Go you!


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Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
You are Gaius Caesar Germanicus - better known as Caligula!
Third Emperor of Rome and ruler of one of the most powerful empires of all time, your common name means "little boots". Although you only reigned for four years, brief even by Roman standards, you still managed to garner a reputation as a cruel, extravagant and downright insane despot. Your father died in suspicious circumstances, you were not the intended heir, and one of your first acts as Emperor was to force the suicide of your father-in-law. Your sister Drusilla died that same year; faced with allegations that your relationship with her had been incestuous, you responded, bafflingly, by declaring her a god.
You revived a number of unpopular traditions, including auctions of properties left over from public shows. When a senator fell asleep at one such auction, you took each of his nods as bids, selling him 13 gladiators for a vast sum. You attempted to have your horse, Incitatus, made into a consul and hence one of the most powerful figures in Rome. It was granted a marble stable with jewels and a staff of servants. At one point you forced your comrade Macro to kill himself - in much the same vein as your father-in-law - accusing him of being his wife's pimp. You, of course, were having an affair with said wife at the time.
Things went from bad to worse. When supplies of condemned men ran short in the circus, you had innocent spectators dragged into the arena with the lions to fill their place. You claimed mastery of the sea by walking across a three-mile bridge of boats in the Bay of Naples; kissed the necks of your lovers, whispering sweet nothings like "This lovely neck will be chopped as soon as I say so,"; dallied with your sister's lover and made her pull her unborn child out of her womb prematurely. Towards the end of your reign, you had a golden statue of yourself made and dressed each day in the same clothes you yourself wore. When you eventually died, the terrified people of Rome refused to believe that such a cruel reign could ever end, and believed you to be alive for years afterwards.


You are Jacques Lacan! Arguably the most important
psychoanalyst since Freud, you never wrote
anything down, and the only works of yours are
transcriptions of your lectures. You are
notoriously difficult to understand, but at
least you didn't talk about the penis as much
as other psychoanalysts. You died in 1981.


What 20th Century Theorist are you?
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..and was apparently reborn a year later o.O


THE RING OF GALADRIEL: Galadriel, daughter of
Finarfin and sister of Finrod Felagund; one of
the leaders of the Noldorin rebellion againt
the Valar; wedded Celeborn of Doriath and with
him remained in Middle-earth afte rhte end of
the First Age; keeper of a beautiful ring known
as Nenya. Also referred to as the Ring of
Water. Came to Middle-earth in the First Age of
the First year.


Which LOTR jewelry piece are you? (with images)
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Nicholas: Oh yeah, baby! You know... you are sick
of all this hooplah about you being gone and
all, I mean... does ANYONE realize you're not
around anymore? Does he even CARE? How dare he
not realize that you are the one and only thing
that will let him survive, right? ..... Did you
say cheese noodles?


Which Anne Rice Vampire do you most resemble? (Very nice Pictures)
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You're Julian


Which Roman Emperor Are You?
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I would let someone else deal with the Ring.


.:What would you do with the One Ring?(pics):.
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Off with your head! You would have faced the
guillotine or the axeman! Chop, chop! Your
violent and uncaring nature would have led you
there. You need to cool down. That will just
make you lose your head...take that either way
you want.


How Would You Have Been Executed Back in the Day?
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